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Dog Philosophy The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead
of his tongue. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you
are wonderful. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
they went. There is no psychiatrist in the world l ike a puppy licking your face.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man
has ever made. Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult. A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down. Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money. Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come
from a grocery with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not
bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a
look that says, Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them. My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am. |
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